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Tuesday, September 26
Take a look at this picture of Bill Gates. I look at this and I can hear Mr. Burns from the Simpsons saying "Excellent." This clearly looks like a man hell bent on ruling the world.
For those too lazy to click the links, here's the executive summary: One has glasses and a bad hairpiece, but other than that... "This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time." ...now available on a great DVD. Haven't coded, or clanned, but the scheming never stops. The question, as always, though, is can I actually accomplish what I'm thinking about doing? I can't even talk about it here... Yet. But, it certainly would be a better choice than my current day job. '; } else { if(stristr($filename,"archive")) { $dir=$_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT']; $template='_01_archive.html'; $tail=strlen($template); $thisArchive=$filename; //$files=scandir($dir); $dh = opendir($dir); while (false !== ($filename = readdir($dh))) { $files[] = $filename; } sort($files); $earlyarch=""; $laterarch=""; $prevarch=""; $next=0; foreach($files as $file) { if (substr($file,-$tail)==$template) { if ($next==1) { $laterarch=$file; $earlyarch=$prevarch; $next=0; } if ($file==$thisArchive) { $next=1; } else { $prevarch=$file; $earlyarch=$prevarch; } } } $link=''; $divider=''; if(file_exists($earlyarch)) { $link='< Earlier Archive'; $divider=" | "; } if(file_exists($laterarch)) { $link=$link.$divider.'Later Archive >'; } $link=$link.' '; } } echo($link); ?> |
