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Monday, October 23
I am always amazed at men who, on a very crowded subway seat, will sit with their legs spread wide apart. I mean, are their testicles that big? Come on guys, resist that aggressive primate urge, relish evolution, and bring those knees a little closer together. It won't mean you are gay, and the women sitting on either side of you will appreciate it.
On the topic of subways, is there any reason the doors to subway stations are counterweighted so that they can only be opened by a gorrilla? Is the MTA trying to make us all feel weak? Maybe it's part of a joint marketing deal with a health club... '; } else { if(stristr($filename,"archive")) { $dir=$_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT']; $template='_01_archive.html'; $tail=strlen($template); $thisArchive=$filename; //$files=scandir($dir); $dh = opendir($dir); while (false !== ($filename = readdir($dh))) { $files[] = $filename; } sort($files); $earlyarch=""; $laterarch=""; $prevarch=""; $next=0; foreach($files as $file) { if (substr($file,-$tail)==$template) { if ($next==1) { $laterarch=$file; $earlyarch=$prevarch; $next=0; } if ($file==$thisArchive) { $next=1; } else { $prevarch=$file; $earlyarch=$prevarch; } } } $link=''; $divider=''; if(file_exists($earlyarch)) { $link='< Earlier Archive'; $divider=" | "; } if(file_exists($laterarch)) { $link=$link.$divider.'Later Archive >'; } $link=$link.' '; } } echo($link); ?> |