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Tuesday, October 10
A ringing phone can be annoying. A ringing cell phone in a public place is more annoying. How can you make that more annoying? How about instead of just a shrill ring, play a song? Yeah! That'll be REALLY annoying. Especially when the phone sounds like an old Casio watch alarm.
For those of you wondering, yes, I own a cell phone, and no, it does not play music. It never rings out loud, except when I plug it in to charge at home. I enjoy the discreet and courteous Vibra-Call of my StarTac. And it feels so good when people call me. '; } else { if(stristr($filename,"archive")) { $dir=$_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT']; $template='_01_archive.html'; $tail=strlen($template); $thisArchive=$filename; //$files=scandir($dir); $dh = opendir($dir); while (false !== ($filename = readdir($dh))) { $files[] = $filename; } sort($files); $earlyarch=""; $laterarch=""; $prevarch=""; $next=0; foreach($files as $file) { if (substr($file,-$tail)==$template) { if ($next==1) { $laterarch=$file; $earlyarch=$prevarch; $next=0; } if ($file==$thisArchive) { $next=1; } else { $prevarch=$file; $earlyarch=$prevarch; } } } $link=''; $divider=''; if(file_exists($earlyarch)) { $link='< Earlier Archive'; $divider=" | "; } if(file_exists($laterarch)) { $link=$link.$divider.'Later Archive >'; } $link=$link.' '; } } echo($link); ?> |