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Wednesday, November 8

Possible ways to settle the outcome of the presidential election:
  1. Gore asks Clinton to nuke Florida. With Florida removed from the nation, Gore wins.

  2. A "do-over."

  3. Nader, Gore and Bush battle it out on "Wheel of Fortune". (This is biased against Bush, though, since it requires spelling.)

  4. The garbage pails at Jeb Bush's house are found to contain thousands of Gore ballots.

  5. Rock, scissors, paper.

  6. Bush and Gore agree to be president on alternate days. Nader is president only on February 29th.

  7. Gore threatens to "hold my breath" until placed in office.

  8. Quake deathmatch.

  9. Florida counting irregularities revealed to be caused by elderly election volunteers confusing the ballots with bingo cards.

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