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Monday, January 8
Send out a search party for James. I fear he's taken that boat of his, with the crappy outboard engine, and shipwrecked himself on some tiny Pacific island, a la Tom Hanks. Just to be safe, I'm writing his name on a volleyball and launching it into the Hudson River. May the currents guide James' companion to him. Godspeed, Wilson!
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