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Tuesday, March 6
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In spite of her illness, which seems to be slowly waning, Ms. Conny decided to collect on a small debt last night. The end result is I have to button my shirt up all the way to top today. Last night she locked the collar on me. Probably because her friends Peter and Elisabeth are showing up today, and she wants to show off some more. It was really just a formality, because with her being sick, I've been doting on her quite a bit. She exercised her position this morning by selecting my underwear... Let me just say that I generally prefer boxers, but today's choice is novel, to say the least... I am grateful, though, because she could have chosen to make me wear something a bit more challenging. I think I better buy a few turtleneck shirts while Conny is here... '; } else { if(stristr($filename,"archive")) { $dir=$_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT']; $template='_01_archive.html'; $tail=strlen($template); $thisArchive=$filename; //$files=scandir($dir); $dh = opendir($dir); while (false !== ($filename = readdir($dh))) { $files[] = $filename; } sort($files); $earlyarch=""; $laterarch=""; $prevarch=""; $next=0; foreach($files as $file) { if (substr($file,-$tail)==$template) { if ($next==1) { $laterarch=$file; $earlyarch=$prevarch; $next=0; } if ($file==$thisArchive) { $next=1; } else { $prevarch=$file; $earlyarch=$prevarch; } } } $link=''; $divider=''; if(file_exists($earlyarch)) { $link='< Earlier Archive'; $divider=" | "; } if(file_exists($laterarch)) { $link=$link.$divider.'Later Archive >'; } $link=$link.' '; } } echo($link); ?> |