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Monday, April 2
What's that smell?
A taxi driver has to work a shift for, what, 5 or 6 hours? So he, or God help her, she, is driving around in Manhattan, delivering fares here and there, and the inevitable happens. There arises a need to go to the bathroom. This has got to be hell. In this city, there are two things which are scarce: parking spaces and public bathrooms. Finding one near the other must be impossible. Imagine having to do this every day, as part of your job. I think I discovered the true hidden market for all those incontinence products, as well as explaining the unique environmental conditions one can find in a New York taxi cab. '; } else { if(stristr($filename,"archive")) { $dir=$_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT']; $template='_01_archive.html'; $tail=strlen($template); $thisArchive=$filename; //$files=scandir($dir); $dh = opendir($dir); while (false !== ($filename = readdir($dh))) { $files[] = $filename; } sort($files); $earlyarch=""; $laterarch=""; $prevarch=""; $next=0; foreach($files as $file) { if (substr($file,-$tail)==$template) { if ($next==1) { $laterarch=$file; $earlyarch=$prevarch; $next=0; } if ($file==$thisArchive) { $next=1; } else { $prevarch=$file; $earlyarch=$prevarch; } } } $link=''; $divider=''; if(file_exists($earlyarch)) { $link='< Earlier Archive'; $divider=" | "; } if(file_exists($laterarch)) { $link=$link.$divider.'Later Archive >'; } $link=$link.' '; } } echo($link); ?> |