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Sunday, May 6

Firsts

Last night had many firsts.
  • First time I ever left home at 1AM to go to a club.
  • First time I ever changed clothing after arriving at a club.
  • First time I was in a club full of people wearing pajamas.
  • First time I ever saw Master Jim not wearing leather. (Happens once in 20 years, I'm told.)
  • First time I ever got naked at a club.
  • First time I ever saw someone playing with themselves at a club. (No, not me.)
  • First time I ever had someone playing with themselves while watching me do something.
  • First time someone offered to tie me to another person. (We graciously declined.)
  • First time I ever left a club after the sun was up.
  • First time Conny put bruises on me.
So I've led a sheltered life, what can I say. At least I'm making up for lost time.

Oh, and yeah, we had a great time.

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