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Tuesday, May 1
Not that he's a Dick or anything
Thank God Dick's on the job! He's thinking outside the box big time as he heads up the U.S. energy task force. Conservation is no fun, what we need is lots more energy! Drill that oil, burn that coal, split those atoms! All you tree huggers worried about pollution just don't know what you are talking about. Everyone knows the most environmentally friendly power source is nuclear power. Let's build a few more reactors! It's the God-given right of the United States to consume without abandon, dammit! And any one who thinks Dick is just biased by his connections to big oil, well, you can stick it in your oil well and pump it! '; } else { if(stristr($filename,"archive")) { $dir=$_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT']; $template='_01_archive.html'; $tail=strlen($template); $thisArchive=$filename; //$files=scandir($dir); $dh = opendir($dir); while (false !== ($filename = readdir($dh))) { $files[] = $filename; } sort($files); $earlyarch=""; $laterarch=""; $prevarch=""; $next=0; foreach($files as $file) { if (substr($file,-$tail)==$template) { if ($next==1) { $laterarch=$file; $earlyarch=$prevarch; $next=0; } if ($file==$thisArchive) { $next=1; } else { $prevarch=$file; $earlyarch=$prevarch; } } } $link=''; $divider=''; if(file_exists($earlyarch)) { $link='< Earlier Archive'; $divider=" | "; } if(file_exists($laterarch)) { $link=$link.$divider.'Later Archive >'; } $link=$link.' '; } } echo($link); ?> |