Sex and SM in the City

It's a pervy week here in the Big Apple. Last night was a presentation on "Sex and SM" at T.E.S. As obvious as the topic sounds, the presenter did a good job of talking about some off-beat toys, like chastity devices and electrical stimulators. The bad news for me/good news for her is that chastity devices are pretty much useless on women. You can use one for preventing intercourse, but it doesn't prevent arousal or orgasm, and generally can't be worn for very long anyway. The good news for me/bad news for her is that the electrical stimulators can be used to generally much better effect on women for arousal. The presenter said with a bit of practice you can learn to keep a woman on the brink of orgasm for an hour or more, by doing no more than adjusting a little knob. I know I was reaching for my checkbook right there. Conny's not so sure about it, but as soon as I sell my kidney, I'm getting one.

With some somewhat intentional irony on Conny's part, I was at the presentation with both a collar and a chastity device locked on me. As if a collar isn't enough to keep my mind on things, having this thing bolted on to my package certainly makes me feel pretty owned. Owned and frustrated, but in a good way. You can imagine with each passing minute, I'm more motivated to make the good lady who holds the key as happy as possible. I think her plan is to keep it on me until we get to Munich, and then get me to paint her apartment. Maybe with my tongue

Tonight's T.E.S. presentation is "Bondage and Sex,". and yes, Conny and I are going. Of course, afterwards, we'll dash home, slide into some fetish finery, and head to Gomorrah for some fun. Things at Gomorrah will undoubtedly bring out the wicked side of my good lady. The device not only assure chastity, but it sternly discourages any physical arousal with a rather uncomfortable feeling. All the more reason for her to try and get me as worked up as possible.

I think by Friday I will be able to answer with a high degree of certainty the question of whether or not a man's balls can actually explode.
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