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Sunday, June 24
The Night Chicago Internet Died
Apparently the Elmhurst Amerisuites fell under some military or government information blackout due to the arrival of so many Clan Lord dorks, because the first night everyone was here, the Internet connection shit the bed. The whole hotel entered the unwired zone. Even the phone system would conspire against those who tried to dial out. Thus, no updates. Well, between no Internet access and being hungover, anyway. And now I'm horribly, horribly backlogged on all the good stories. It's not often at a Clan Lord gathering that someone boasts how large their testicles are, and tries to remove his pants. And no, it wasn't me. Or Shep. I'll catch up soon, honestly. Luckily Healery has been taking notes, because it'll be hard to recount what happened during the times I was blacked out or throwing up in Newton's tub. '; } else { if(stristr($filename,"archive")) { $dir=$_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT']; $template='_01_archive.html'; $tail=strlen($template); $thisArchive=$filename; //$files=scandir($dir); $dh = opendir($dir); while (false !== ($filename = readdir($dh))) { $files[] = $filename; } sort($files); $earlyarch=""; $laterarch=""; $prevarch=""; $next=0; foreach($files as $file) { if (substr($file,-$tail)==$template) { if ($next==1) { $laterarch=$file; $earlyarch=$prevarch; $next=0; } if ($file==$thisArchive) { $next=1; } else { $prevarch=$file; $earlyarch=$prevarch; } } } $link=''; $divider=''; if(file_exists($earlyarch)) { $link='< Earlier Archive'; $divider=" | "; } if(file_exists($laterarch)) { $link=$link.$divider.'Later Archive >'; } $link=$link.' '; } } echo($link); ?> |