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Monday, July 9
Got Milk?
At the 34th Street station, a woman got on board the A train going downtown. In her hand was a large box of Honeycomb cereal, open. As the train left the station, her other hand reached into the box and emerged with a few pieces of cereal in it, which she then deposited in her mouth. She repeated this process all the way down to 4th Street, ceaseless munching on her breakfast, conspicious, large yellow Honeycomb box cradled against her. She chewed her cereal rather gracelessly, I might add. '; } else { if(stristr($filename,"archive")) { $dir=$_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT']; $template='_01_archive.html'; $tail=strlen($template); $thisArchive=$filename; //$files=scandir($dir); $dh = opendir($dir); while (false !== ($filename = readdir($dh))) { $files[] = $filename; } sort($files); $earlyarch=""; $laterarch=""; $prevarch=""; $next=0; foreach($files as $file) { if (substr($file,-$tail)==$template) { if ($next==1) { $laterarch=$file; $earlyarch=$prevarch; $next=0; } if ($file==$thisArchive) { $next=1; } else { $prevarch=$file; $earlyarch=$prevarch; } } } $link=''; $divider=''; if(file_exists($earlyarch)) { $link='< Earlier Archive'; $divider=" | "; } if(file_exists($laterarch)) { $link=$link.$divider.'Later Archive >'; } $link=$link.' '; } } echo($link); ?> |