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Saturday, August 18
Fashion Forward
You know a cheap designer knock-off T-shirt is really substandard when the designer's name is spelled wrong. I saw a woman on the subway wearing a shirt with the Chanel logo on it, with "Channel" written under it. Maybe she was wearing "Guchi" shoes too. I suppose there's some nested irony in a shirt that's a fake counterfeit shirt. So the question I have, is the woman wearing it making an ironic statement or is she dyslexic? She probably just got the shirt for $3. '; } else { if(stristr($filename,"archive")) { $dir=$_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT']; $template='_01_archive.html'; $tail=strlen($template); $thisArchive=$filename; //$files=scandir($dir); $dh = opendir($dir); while (false !== ($filename = readdir($dh))) { $files[] = $filename; } sort($files); $earlyarch=""; $laterarch=""; $prevarch=""; $next=0; foreach($files as $file) { if (substr($file,-$tail)==$template) { if ($next==1) { $laterarch=$file; $earlyarch=$prevarch; $next=0; } if ($file==$thisArchive) { $next=1; } else { $prevarch=$file; $earlyarch=$prevarch; } } } $link=''; $divider=''; if(file_exists($earlyarch)) { $link='< Earlier Archive'; $divider=" | "; } if(file_exists($laterarch)) { $link=$link.$divider.'Later Archive >'; } $link=$link.' '; } } echo($link); ?> |