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Thursday, October 25
Appropriate Attire
No >Gomorrah for >Conny and I last night. With Halloween approaching, we know we'll be going out quite a bit over the next week. There's a >T.E.S. party on Saturday that we want to go to at the Nutcracker Suite. And with Halloween falling on a Wednesday this year, Gomorrah should be quite a lively party too. So last night we took a break. Instead of hitting our fave kink club, we went to see "From Hell," which was an entertaining distraction. The group of guys behind us were a less entertaining distraction, since one fellow demonstrated his complete inability to speak in a quiet voice several times throughout the film. Mental note to self: teach my kids how to whisper. It will serve them well in later life. Halloween is a great time to be kinky, because it's all about dressing up. The challenge is how can we escalate our already unusual dressing for a kinky Halloween party? Our plan is for Conny to be a "Spider Queen" and I'm going as her cocooned prey. This weekend will involve putting the whole matching ensemble together. Never mind that I've talked my colleagues at work into doing a group costume. We're fives guys and three ladies, so we're going to do the Gilligan's Island thing. Unfortunately, we have a surplus of one guy. So, I think that means I have to be the island... '; } else { if(stristr($filename,"archive")) { $dir=$_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT']; $template='_01_archive.html'; $tail=strlen($template); $thisArchive=$filename; //$files=scandir($dir); $dh = opendir($dir); while (false !== ($filename = readdir($dh))) { $files[] = $filename; } sort($files); $earlyarch=""; $laterarch=""; $prevarch=""; $next=0; foreach($files as $file) { if (substr($file,-$tail)==$template) { if ($next==1) { $laterarch=$file; $earlyarch=$prevarch; $next=0; } if ($file==$thisArchive) { $next=1; } else { $prevarch=$file; $earlyarch=$prevarch; } } } $link=''; $divider=''; if(file_exists($earlyarch)) { $link='< Earlier Archive'; $divider=" | "; } if(file_exists($laterarch)) { $link=$link.$divider.'Later Archive >'; } $link=$link.' '; } } echo($link); ?> |