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Tuesday, October 16
Halloween Hijinks
Since I get to wear a costume to work on Halloween. I've decided to pass on the more outrageous, and do something that's festive and functional. I'll wear a biohazard suit! The fun will start from the moment I leave the apartment. I bet my ride on the subway will be hilarious, and when I get to Penn Station, the real laughs will begin. For extra amusement, maybe I'll carry around a small Igloo cooler with a bit of dry ice and some powder in it, and I can spill some of the contents occasionally. It'll be a laugh riot! '; } else { if(stristr($filename,"archive")) { $dir=$_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT']; $template='_01_archive.html'; $tail=strlen($template); $thisArchive=$filename; //$files=scandir($dir); $dh = opendir($dir); while (false !== ($filename = readdir($dh))) { $files[] = $filename; } sort($files); $earlyarch=""; $laterarch=""; $prevarch=""; $next=0; foreach($files as $file) { if (substr($file,-$tail)==$template) { if ($next==1) { $laterarch=$file; $earlyarch=$prevarch; $next=0; } if ($file==$thisArchive) { $next=1; } else { $prevarch=$file; $earlyarch=$prevarch; } } } $link=''; $divider=''; if(file_exists($earlyarch)) { $link='< Earlier Archive'; $divider=" | "; } if(file_exists($laterarch)) { $link=$link.$divider.'Later Archive >'; } $link=$link.' '; } } echo($link); ?> |