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Friday, November 30
Don't bet on it
According to a survey by a condom maker, Americans have more sex in a year than residents of any other country. From an article on the survey ...Americans questioned averaged sex 124 times a year with over 14 different partners and were also starting earlier than anyone else at an average age of 16.I'm sorry, the average person has fourteen different sex partners in a year? Unless the definition of "partner" is extended to include pornographic models and blow up dolls, these findings are revealing only in how ridiculous they are. The real headline of the study should be Not a big surprise, really, seeing how the U.S. is a wee bit on the uptight side when it comes to sex. Thanks to Doc and Scoble for flagging the survey. '; } else { if(stristr($filename,"archive")) { $dir=$_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT']; $template='_01_archive.html'; $tail=strlen($template); $thisArchive=$filename; //$files=scandir($dir); $dh = opendir($dir); while (false !== ($filename = readdir($dh))) { $files[] = $filename; } sort($files); $earlyarch=""; $laterarch=""; $prevarch=""; $next=0; foreach($files as $file) { if (substr($file,-$tail)==$template) { if ($next==1) { $laterarch=$file; $earlyarch=$prevarch; $next=0; } if ($file==$thisArchive) { $next=1; } else { $prevarch=$file; $earlyarch=$prevarch; } } } $link=''; $divider=''; if(file_exists($earlyarch)) { $link='< Earlier Archive'; $divider=" | "; } if(file_exists($laterarch)) { $link=$link.$divider.'Later Archive >'; } $link=$link.' '; } } echo($link); ?> |