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Thursday, December 6
No cause for alarm
I don't publish for a few days, and people start to wonder. It's nice to know I'm missed. For those speculating, every thing is fine, >Conny and I didn't break up, I'm not in Germany, I'm not in jail. Just got backlogged. When my good lady isn't here, my discipline goes to hell, and I mean discipline in several ways... Speaking of discipline, maybe all those kinky people smacking each other are on to something. Us pervs know that there's a subtle difference between pain and pleasure, and now theres a study to back us up. If they need volunteers to further the study, they can count me in. And while we're on the topic of pain and pleasure, playing Clan Lord/Ultima Online/Everquest/Dark Ages of Camelot/MMORPG of choice too much? Maybe you have a problem and need help. Oh, and don't forget to link to KPMG, because they are stupid. '; } else { if(stristr($filename,"archive")) { $dir=$_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT']; $template='_01_archive.html'; $tail=strlen($template); $thisArchive=$filename; //$files=scandir($dir); $dh = opendir($dir); while (false !== ($filename = readdir($dh))) { $files[] = $filename; } sort($files); $earlyarch=""; $laterarch=""; $prevarch=""; $next=0; foreach($files as $file) { if (substr($file,-$tail)==$template) { if ($next==1) { $laterarch=$file; $earlyarch=$prevarch; $next=0; } if ($file==$thisArchive) { $next=1; } else { $prevarch=$file; $earlyarch=$prevarch; } } } $link=''; $divider=''; if(file_exists($earlyarch)) { $link='< Earlier Archive'; $divider=" | "; } if(file_exists($laterarch)) { $link=$link.$divider.'Later Archive >'; } $link=$link.' '; } } echo($link); ?> |