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Tuesday, April 23
TV Envy
After three years of being mocked for my small television, a meager but good quality nine inch Sony, I cracked. I know there's almost nothing but shit on TV, but it's not all shit, and sometimes it would be nice to watch a DVD from NetFlix on something other than >Conny's laptop. Since I have nothing other than a tiny television and a crappy VCR, I was basically starting from nothing. What I wanted was:
I was a little disappointed that the remote was not as big as shown in the picture. I thought it would be cool to have a remote almost as tall as the television, but it turns out the remote control fits in your hand. I was thinking a big TV might need a big remote, but it turns out the small one works just fine. Then I ran around and got the rest of the crap:
Now that Conny has seen this ridiculous technological monstrosity which now occupies a significant portion of my living room, I can blather on about the experience of buying, setting up, and using this crap from the perspective of a humble computer geek (and not a home theatre wacko). I promise to pace myself, though. Coming up in the next installment of the TV that ate the apartment: "What the fuck was TiVo thinking when they signed an exclusive deal with the morons at BestBuy?" '; } else { if(stristr($filename,"archive")) { $dir=$_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT']; $template='_01_archive.html'; $tail=strlen($template); $thisArchive=$filename; //$files=scandir($dir); $dh = opendir($dir); while (false !== ($filename = readdir($dh))) { $files[] = $filename; } sort($files); $earlyarch=""; $laterarch=""; $prevarch=""; $next=0; foreach($files as $file) { if (substr($file,-$tail)==$template) { if ($next==1) { $laterarch=$file; $earlyarch=$prevarch; $next=0; } if ($file==$thisArchive) { $next=1; } else { $prevarch=$file; $earlyarch=$prevarch; } } } $link=''; $divider=''; if(file_exists($earlyarch)) { $link='< Earlier Archive'; $divider=" | "; } if(file_exists($laterarch)) { $link=$link.$divider.'Later Archive >'; } $link=$link.' '; } } echo($link); ?> |