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Tuesday, April 23

You too could live in New York

Who says apartments in New York are expensive? Here's a great opportunity:
$700 - Brooklyn
PRIVATE Loft For 'Right' Person/READ ad

This is a killer deal for the right person. You get your own PRIVATE 1300sq.ft loft w/ private kitchen, living room, bathroom and bedroom everyday/night of the month, EXCEPT SAT. nights when it is opened up with another seperate 1200sq. ft loft for S/M type parties. (Your bedroom WILL be locked/kept private though). This is a steal for someone not here on Sat. nights or cool with being here for S/M type parties on Sat. nights. IF you are a Dominatrix(but you do not have to be), even better as I have a seperate dungeon next door.
This is from Craig's List for this listing, but I'm quoting it here, because I'm sure the entry will go away soon.

How many $700 apartments come with their own weekly kink party? Is this a great city, or what?

(Rhetorical question. You do NOT need to answer it. Tip o' the blog to the Morning News for this chuckle.)

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