Tuesday, June 18

Lord of the Merchandise

Now available for pre-order on Amazon: The Lord of the Rings - The Fellowship of the Ring, Platinum Series Special Extended DVD Edition.

That's right, folks, there's a director's edition of everyone's favorite 178 minute movie. Just in case your ass can't fuse to your chair in three hours, Peter Jackson has generously slathered on another 30 minutes for your home viewing pleasure.

I'm just wondering if that extra 30 minutes might actually contain an ending.



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