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Monday, June 10
Number 2
Now I've often been accused of being somewhat scatological, but these claims are false. While my sense of humor sometimes borders on the juvenille, I do not have a poop fixation. Though, the word "poop" is kind of funny. It's just the sound of the word "poop" though. Nothing untoward or anything. I would never use vulgarity for amusement! Never, never, never. After all, everyone knows there's nothing funny about poop itself. But farts are hee-larious. Oddly, >Conny doesn't think so. Maybe it's time for her to experience the dutch oven... (Thanks to Memepool for the fine fecal links.) '; } else { if(stristr($filename,"archive")) { $dir=$_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT']; $template='_01_archive.html'; $tail=strlen($template); $thisArchive=$filename; //$files=scandir($dir); $dh = opendir($dir); while (false !== ($filename = readdir($dh))) { $files[] = $filename; } sort($files); $earlyarch=""; $laterarch=""; $prevarch=""; $next=0; foreach($files as $file) { if (substr($file,-$tail)==$template) { if ($next==1) { $laterarch=$file; $earlyarch=$prevarch; $next=0; } if ($file==$thisArchive) { $next=1; } else { $prevarch=$file; $earlyarch=$prevarch; } } } $link=''; $divider=''; if(file_exists($earlyarch)) { $link='< Earlier Archive'; $divider=" | "; } if(file_exists($laterarch)) { $link=$link.$divider.'Later Archive >'; } $link=$link.' '; } } echo($link); ?> |