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Friday, June 14
Sing Along
It's not every day someone immortalizes me and >Conny in song. Now I'm going to take that MP3 which James so creatively made, rename it "Foolish - Ashanti" and let Limewire spread it to the four ends of the earth. Fame, distributed-style, will soon be mine. Or perhaps infamy, but I'm not picky. If you listen to the song, realize that the nutty Kiwi has taken some artistic license, as artists are wont to do. Either that or he was so drunk he doesn't actually remember what really happened. Who can tell? '; } else { if(stristr($filename,"archive")) { $dir=$_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT']; $template='_01_archive.html'; $tail=strlen($template); $thisArchive=$filename; //$files=scandir($dir); $dh = opendir($dir); while (false !== ($filename = readdir($dh))) { $files[] = $filename; } sort($files); $earlyarch=""; $laterarch=""; $prevarch=""; $next=0; foreach($files as $file) { if (substr($file,-$tail)==$template) { if ($next==1) { $laterarch=$file; $earlyarch=$prevarch; $next=0; } if ($file==$thisArchive) { $next=1; } else { $prevarch=$file; $earlyarch=$prevarch; } } } $link=''; $divider=''; if(file_exists($earlyarch)) { $link='< Earlier Archive'; $divider=" | "; } if(file_exists($laterarch)) { $link=$link.$divider.'Later Archive >'; } $link=$link.' '; } } echo($link); ?> |