Wednesday, October 16

No balls

I had confirmed my attendance to tonight's Blog Meetup before two things happened:
  • They changed the venue from Half King to Remote Lounge at the last minute,
  • I remembered Leo the pup was getting his 'nads nipped today.
Conny and I really wanted to go, but we can't leave a testicleless, drugged miserable dog alone. And I don't think taking him to Remote Lounge is a good idea either. I know Leo would prefer the Half King to Remote Lounge in any case. Our dog isn't into gimmicky nightspots.

I'll have to live by proxy via Rickey and Ursula once again. Hopefully we'll make the next meetup. In the meantime I have endure the glaring looks from my dog, who in addition to losing his manly bits now has to wear this giant radar dish collar which is both humiliating and uncomfortable. I can already tell the other dogs are going to pick on him. It's going to be a long week.

I think I'll keep my good shoes well out of Leo's way for awhile, just to be safe.



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