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Tuesday, April 1
So long
Yes, it has been so long since I posted. And I have been doing this blog for so long. I think it's time for a change. This blog needs a change of direction. A purpose. A focus. A goal. And it is clear to me what needs to be done. The new and improved Nosuch.org will be dedicated to one thing, and one thing alone. The fascinating results I get taking wacky web tests! Here's today's results, from the What Kind of Blog Animal Are You test.  It is scary how accurate these things are! I don't know why I didn't do this sooner. Oh, and sadly, the Nosuch time-machine has blown a fuse, so it looks like I won't be back-dating posts any more. I will be making every effort to continue to post these hee-larious web test results on every weekday though. I might cheat a bit with the post time stamps, though, to conceal the fact that I am updating my blog using my wireless PDA from the men's room at work, as is my right. '; } else { if(stristr($filename,"archive")) { $dir=$_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT']; $template='_01_archive.html'; $tail=strlen($template); $thisArchive=$filename; //$files=scandir($dir); $dh = opendir($dir); while (false !== ($filename = readdir($dh))) { $files[] = $filename; } sort($files); $earlyarch=""; $laterarch=""; $prevarch=""; $next=0; foreach($files as $file) { if (substr($file,-$tail)==$template) { if ($next==1) { $laterarch=$file; $earlyarch=$prevarch; $next=0; } if ($file==$thisArchive) { $next=1; } else { $prevarch=$file; $earlyarch=$prevarch; } } } $link=''; $divider=''; if(file_exists($earlyarch)) { $link='< Earlier Archive'; $divider=" | "; } if(file_exists($laterarch)) { $link=$link.$divider.'Later Archive >'; } $link=$link.' '; } } echo($link); ?> |