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Friday, May 16
Reflection Objection
Shiny marble floors have an impressive look, but even if money is no object there are certain places where one should avoid marble floors. Public restrooms, for instance. If it's not apparent why, imagine a public bathroom with mirrors on the floor. A clear bottom's up view of your stall neighbors is the last thing you need when you are sitting on the can, especially when the guy next door is some crazy street person enjoying some quality time with his private parts. The least that can be done is to stop polishing the floors to such a good shine, damn it. Or provide an eye wash station by the sinks so I can scrub my eyeballs clean of the image. '; } else { if(stristr($filename,"archive")) { $dir=$_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT']; $template='_01_archive.html'; $tail=strlen($template); $thisArchive=$filename; //$files=scandir($dir); $dh = opendir($dir); while (false !== ($filename = readdir($dh))) { $files[] = $filename; } sort($files); $earlyarch=""; $laterarch=""; $prevarch=""; $next=0; foreach($files as $file) { if (substr($file,-$tail)==$template) { if ($next==1) { $laterarch=$file; $earlyarch=$prevarch; $next=0; } if ($file==$thisArchive) { $next=1; } else { $prevarch=$file; $earlyarch=$prevarch; } } } $link=''; $divider=''; if(file_exists($earlyarch)) { $link='< Earlier Archive'; $divider=" | "; } if(file_exists($laterarch)) { $link=$link.$divider.'Later Archive >'; } $link=$link.' '; } } echo($link); ?> |