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Thursday, December 25
Ho ho ho boy!
I wonder what people thought as I was doing my Christmas shopping, walking down the street clutching three large shopping bags, each boldly proclaiming the logo and name of a different store: Victoria's Secret, Pleasure Chest and Religous Sex. Perhaps it was "there goes a pervert." They would be right. But a happy pervert. I shopped other places too, but I shoved those purchases in one of the three bags. You can fit quite a bit into three large shopping bags. And shopping in New York City involves a lot of walking and carrying. In case you were wondering, the contents were a nightgown and robe, vibrators (big and little) and shoes. Respectively. She also got some comfy slippers and some non-computer games. Basically, I bought gifts selfishly. I'll enjoy all of the gifts in tandem with her. This isn't a bad thing. It helps that we like the same stuff, though for different reasons, in some cases. Except the Godiva chocolates in her stocking. If I try to take one I might lose a finger. But that's allowed. '; } else { if(stristr($filename,"archive")) { $dir=$_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT']; $template='_01_archive.html'; $tail=strlen($template); $thisArchive=$filename; //$files=scandir($dir); $dh = opendir($dir); while (false !== ($filename = readdir($dh))) { $files[] = $filename; } sort($files); $earlyarch=""; $laterarch=""; $prevarch=""; $next=0; foreach($files as $file) { if (substr($file,-$tail)==$template) { if ($next==1) { $laterarch=$file; $earlyarch=$prevarch; $next=0; } if ($file==$thisArchive) { $next=1; } else { $prevarch=$file; $earlyarch=$prevarch; } } } $link=''; $divider=''; if(file_exists($earlyarch)) { $link='< Earlier Archive'; $divider=" | "; } if(file_exists($laterarch)) { $link=$link.$divider.'Later Archive >'; } $link=$link.' '; } } echo($link); ?> |