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Tuesday, December 30
A Mighty Buzz
All the reports are true. The Hitachi Magic Wand We've got our assortment of battery-powered fun, but the Magic Wand was our first plug-in-the-wall toy. I gave it to Conny In our limited testing so far, we give it a thumbs up. As long as you have an outlet near your bed or chosen place of getting frisky, this big boy delivers the goods. The sensation it provides has a depth and intensity unlike it's smaller, weaker brethren. Because it's so powerful and effects a larger area, the stimulation actually is somewhat indirect. This means that arousal is gentle and slower, but strong, and it's hard to overdo it, unlike the little buzzies. I suggested putting a hook near the bed, putting a loop in the cord, and hanging it up like a blow dryer near the bed. Conny thinks it's a bit tacky though. A few more sessions may change her mind, though... '; } else { if(stristr($filename,"archive")) { $dir=$_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT']; $template='_01_archive.html'; $tail=strlen($template); $thisArchive=$filename; //$files=scandir($dir); $dh = opendir($dir); while (false !== ($filename = readdir($dh))) { $files[] = $filename; } sort($files); $earlyarch=""; $laterarch=""; $prevarch=""; $next=0; foreach($files as $file) { if (substr($file,-$tail)==$template) { if ($next==1) { $laterarch=$file; $earlyarch=$prevarch; $next=0; } if ($file==$thisArchive) { $next=1; } else { $prevarch=$file; $earlyarch=$prevarch; } } } $link=''; $divider=''; if(file_exists($earlyarch)) { $link='< Earlier Archive'; $divider=" | "; } if(file_exists($laterarch)) { $link=$link.$divider.'Later Archive >'; } $link=$link.' '; } } echo($link); ?> |