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Wednesday, December 10
Oh what fun it is to ride
Conny's parents managed to arrive last Friday, the day New York would decide to break a record for the biggest snowfall in early December. The good news is it only made them about two hours late. The bad news is I was getting Leo groomed the same day to prepare for their arrival. The grand-pup must be all clean and fresh, after all. Outside the groomer's in Chelsea, while the pup waited inside, I had to run around like a deranged snow monkey trying to find a taxi to get the dog home. There was no way I was walking twenty blocks home in blowing snow, especially with a dog who is supposed to be clean now. Of course, lots of taxi drivers are leery of dog passengers, and they don't have to take them. And driver wants a wet dog in his taxi. I finally managed to find an empty one, and began to plead my case. "In that store, at the end of this block, is a clean, fresh dog. He is completely dry. I need to get him home." The drivers shakes his head. "No dog." "He is clean. He is dry. He just had a bath and he doesn't shed. He doesn't bark." More head shaking. "No." "I will pay you $20 over the meter." The head stops shaking. "Where are you going?" It took an hour to drive those twenty blocks. $1 extra per block to get that dog home relatively clean and dry. But we did it. '; } else { if(stristr($filename,"archive")) { $dir=$_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT']; $template='_01_archive.html'; $tail=strlen($template); $thisArchive=$filename; //$files=scandir($dir); $dh = opendir($dir); while (false !== ($filename = readdir($dh))) { $files[] = $filename; } sort($files); $earlyarch=""; $laterarch=""; $prevarch=""; $next=0; foreach($files as $file) { if (substr($file,-$tail)==$template) { if ($next==1) { $laterarch=$file; $earlyarch=$prevarch; $next=0; } if ($file==$thisArchive) { $next=1; } else { $prevarch=$file; $earlyarch=$prevarch; } } } $link=''; $divider=''; if(file_exists($earlyarch)) { $link='< Earlier Archive'; $divider=" | "; } if(file_exists($laterarch)) { $link=$link.$divider.'Later Archive >'; } $link=$link.' '; } } echo($link); ?> |