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Thursday, December 18
Shut up shut up shut up
Our company, like many others, participates in the "Toys for Tots" program. Each floor has an area decorated with a tree and a menorah, and people drop off unwrapped toys for Toys for Tots. On Tuesday they'll be collected to be distributed to needy kids. All in all, a rather efficient form of charity. 
My only beef is the abundance of talking Elmo dolls on our floor. You see, I see fairly close to where people drop off the toys. Currently, there are five different talking Elmos there:
I am personally ready for "Murder Me Elmo." Though, I have no doubt what toy to get for any children whose parents I hate. '; } else { if(stristr($filename,"archive")) { $dir=$_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT']; $template='_01_archive.html'; $tail=strlen($template); $thisArchive=$filename; //$files=scandir($dir); $dh = opendir($dir); while (false !== ($filename = readdir($dh))) { $files[] = $filename; } sort($files); $earlyarch=""; $laterarch=""; $prevarch=""; $next=0; foreach($files as $file) { if (substr($file,-$tail)==$template) { if ($next==1) { $laterarch=$file; $earlyarch=$prevarch; $next=0; } if ($file==$thisArchive) { $next=1; } else { $prevarch=$file; $earlyarch=$prevarch; } } } $link=''; $divider=''; if(file_exists($earlyarch)) { $link='< Earlier Archive'; $divider=" | "; } if(file_exists($laterarch)) { $link=$link.$divider.'Later Archive >'; } $link=$link.' '; } } echo($link); ?> |