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Tuesday, September 14

Two years

In two years of being married to Conny, I have learned
  • A kind deed goes a long way. A nice gift goes even further.
  • To avoid playing games like Pictionary with my wife on my team, out of fear of frightening our friends with our preternatural spousal telepathy.
  • Packing a few essential sex toys while traveling is key for a good trip. Just remember to take the batteries out before checking the luggage.
  • Enough German to understand a slow speaking German kindergartener. Maybe.
  • Enough German to say "I love you" which is the linguistic version of making puppy-dog-eyes. Good for getting out of trouble.
  • Chocolate makes the world go around. At least hers.
  • I am a very lucky man to be married to such a special woman.
Happy Second Anniversary, Conny.

Ich liebe dich!

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