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Thursday, December 9
I thought you were taller
Male dogs leave p-mail for each other. That's just what dogs do. Since even dogs have something to prove, male dogs lift their legs and stretch so as to leave their mark higher, thus appearing to be as big and tall as possible. Our dog does this, and I see other dogs do it all the time. No surprises there. But instinct sometimes leads to creativity, as I witnessed a Yorkshire Terrier, the cliche tiny dog, start by lifting his leg, and then standing up exclusively on his front paws. He balanced for the duration, peeing the whole while. When you are six inches tall, you do what you have to do. '; } else { if(stristr($filename,"archive")) { $dir=$_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT']; $template='_01_archive.html'; $tail=strlen($template); $thisArchive=$filename; //$files=scandir($dir); $dh = opendir($dir); while (false !== ($filename = readdir($dh))) { $files[] = $filename; } sort($files); $earlyarch=""; $laterarch=""; $prevarch=""; $next=0; foreach($files as $file) { if (substr($file,-$tail)==$template) { if ($next==1) { $laterarch=$file; $earlyarch=$prevarch; $next=0; } if ($file==$thisArchive) { $next=1; } else { $prevarch=$file; $earlyarch=$prevarch; } } } $link=''; $divider=''; if(file_exists($earlyarch)) { $link='< Earlier Archive'; $divider=" | "; } if(file_exists($laterarch)) { $link=$link.$divider.'Later Archive >'; } $link=$link.' '; } } echo($link); ?> |